There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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