You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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