This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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