Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Threesome in a minivan. New low
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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