We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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