I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Soap is not a condiment
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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