Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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