Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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