i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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