I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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