I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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