when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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