I love black thongs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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