Nicole vs. Life
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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