Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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