dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
FUCK WHALES
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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