I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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