okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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