it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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