you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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