dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
