Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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