You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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