U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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