so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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