was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
nutella sex= disaster
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We're too hungover to prance.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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