I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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