i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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