So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
