i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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