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How bad was it?

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You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth

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(614): View more from Ohio

Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?

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(513): View more from Ohio

sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?

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(914): View more from New York

I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.

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(616): View more from Michigan

We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!

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