Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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