it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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