don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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