I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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