i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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