Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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