dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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