They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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