I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
