New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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