if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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