is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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