i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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