did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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