Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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