your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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