Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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