Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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