We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
